Doggy Quotes

• The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
  -Anonymous
• Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
  -Ann Landers
• If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
  -Will Rogers
• There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
  -Ben Williams
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
  -Josh Billings

• The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
  -Andy Rooney
• We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.?It's the best deal man has ever made.
  -M. Acklam
• Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
  -Sigmund Freud
• Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
  -Franklin P. Jones
• If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
  -James Thurber
• If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
  -Unknown

• If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
  -Mark Twain
• You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
  - Dave Barry
• If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.- My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

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